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Evening Thunderstorm Rescheduled Little League, Not the Argument About It

Sports · Sports desk — September 12, 2026

Weather wins; group chat continues.

Falcons Wrestling Dual Meet Crowd Uses Silence as a Weapon

Sports · Sports desk — September 11, 2026

Black and white intensity.

Man Watches Entire Youth Game Through Phone Camera, Misses Game

Sports · Sports desk — September 03, 2026

Documentation over experience.

High School Parking Lot Honk Means Six Different Things Depending on Who You Ask

Life & Culture · Staff report — August 29, 2026

Semiotics with taillights.

Subway on 36 West Becomes Unexpected Mediation Site for Youth Sports Parents

Sports · Staff report — August 25, 2026

Franchise fluorescent peace talks.

West Liberty-Salem Tigers Mention Triggers Automatic Rivalry Reflex in Three Counties

Sports · Sports desk — August 24, 2026

Northern orbit trash talk, lightly seasoned.

Hemisphere Bags Spotted at Indians Game, Sparking Coffee Diplomacy

Sports · Staff report — August 18, 2026

Purple and gold, plus beans.

Ruthie's Boutique Bag Spotted at Graham Falcons Game, Read as Alliance

Sports · Staff report — August 11, 2026

Retail soft power, black and white night.

Urbana Hillclimbers Band Parents Negotiate Trailer Hitch Politics

Sports · Staff report — August 07, 2026

Maroon and white, plus torque.

Mechanicsburg Indians Youth Coach Calls Timeout to Discuss Sportsmanship and Snacks

Sports · Sports desk — August 05, 2026

High Street priorities, correctly ordered.

Whitman's Bike Shop Customer Describes Champaign County Hills as 'Emotional'

Lifestyle · Staff report — August 04, 2026

Gears and feelings on Springfield Street.

Hillclimbers Stadium Lights Stay On Late Enough to Start Neighborhood Diplomacy

Sports · Sports desk — July 31, 2026

Washington Ave brightness as foreign policy.

Triad Cardinals Boosters Nearly Split Over Whether Red Is 'Too Much Red'

Sports · Sports desk — July 28, 2026

Spirit wear is a blood sport with zippers.

Graham Wrestling Room Adds Sign Reading 'This Is Not a Participation Hallway'

Sports · Sports desk — July 25, 2026

The sign is laminated. The standards are not.

Rec coach calls emergency meeting about snacks, not defense

Sports · Sports desk — July 23, 2026

The 2-3 zone can wait. The orange slices cannot. North Lewisburg edition.

Man, 41, still introduces himself by what he played for the Indians

Sports · Sports desk — July 18, 2026

“I played ball at the Burg” remains his LinkedIn before LinkedIn.

Woman frames Urbana rec softball plaque like it's a Super Bowl ring

Sports · Staff report — July 17, 2026

Third place in a coed league has never looked more official on Market Street energy.

Triad boosters nearly dissolve over exact shade of Cardinal red

Sports · Sports desk — July 16, 2026

“True red” versus “too pink in the sun” has divided the Brush Lake Road chat.

Parents furious Indians youth baseball game started on time

News · Sports desk — July 12, 2026

A 6:00 first pitch at 6:00 in Mechanicsburg has been described as “aggressive.”

Dad extremely proud of completely mediocre fantasy baseball record

Sports · Staff report — July 10, 2026

Finishing 6–7 in a league of Graham and Mechanicsburg dads has been framed as “building culture.”

Triad hires townie Bill Hickley as baseball coach amid community uproar

Sports · Sports desk — July 08, 2026

Board votes for lifelong local William “Bill” Hickley; parents petition, Cardinals kids cheer, and the parking lot off Maple Street has opinions.

Graham Falcons golf scramble raises funds and mild scorecard suspicions

Sports · Staff report — July 07, 2026

Charity event nets support for Falcons athletics and at least one alleged “foot wedge.”

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