Champaign Voices

Fitness App Sells AI Trainer That Shames You With Better Grammar

Published: September 29, 2026

Workout software added generative coaching that critiques form and life choices in polished sentences. What do you think?

“I don't need eloquence. I need knees.”
Dale Evilsizor, Gym Membership Ghost
“My dog already coaches me. He's cheaper.”
Karen Pence, Walking as Exercise Purist
“If it beeps at me, I quit.”
Ron Bodey, Pushup Form Philosopher