Champaign Voices

Influencer Nation Sells Water With a Backstory; Tap Water Feels Insecure

Published: September 14, 2026

Bottled water brands leaned into origin myths and aesthetics while municipal water stayed cheaper and less photogenic. What do you think?

“My sink doesn't need a lore document.”
Carol Evilsizor, Tap Water Loyalist
“If it needs a podcast, it's not water.”
Troy Pence, Hydration Bro Skeptic
“Marketing is dry. Drink the tap.”
April Ferryman, Reusable Bottle That Tastes Like Plastic