Champaign Voices

Space Hotel Concept Art Drops; Earth Hotels Still Can't Get the Ice Machine Right

Published: September 11, 2026

Tourism companies shared glossy plans for orbital lodging while terrestrial hospitality continued basic struggles. What do you think?

“Fix Earth ice first.”
Dale Evilsizor, Ice Machine Kicker
“I'll stay somewhere with gravity and coffee.”
Karen Pence, Loyalty Points Mystic
“Space hotel is a fancy tin can.”
Ron Bodey, Man Who Hates Recycled Air