Champaign Voices

Mars Time Zones Proposed for Future Colonies; Earth Meetings Get Worse

Published: August 28, 2026

Engineers discussed clocks for multi-planet operations as remote work already made scheduling a war crime. What do you think?

“We can't schedule three people on Earth. Sit down, Mars.”
Buddy Neer, Calendar Invite Victim
“Pick a time. Bring a dish. Leave space alone.”
Linda Ropp, Church Potluck Timing Authority
“New zones just mean new excuses.”
Greg Huffman, Man Late to Everything On Purpose