Champaign Voices

AI Judge Bot Settles Parking Ticket; Appeals Court Files Existential Motion

Published: August 07, 2026

A pilot program let software adjudicate minor citations, saving time and creating new grounds for 'the robot hates my car' appeals. What do you think?

“If the robot is fair, fine. If it's wrong, I want a face to glare at.”

“My truck has rights. Sort of.”

“Faster injustice is still injustice. Also faster is nice.”