Champaign Voices

Phone OS Update Moves Every Button; Marriages Tested Nationwide

Published: August 05, 2026

A major software release redesigned interfaces overnight, creating a brief era of adults who could not place a call without children present. What do you think?

“If it ain't broke, update it until it is.”
Earl Fraley, Settings Menu Labyrinth Survivor
“I run a free tech support nonprofit called Family.”
Sharon Hedges, Screenshot Instructional Designer for Parents
“Put the button back or face the consequences.”
Nadine Kizer, Woman Who Taped the Old Icons in Her Mind