Champaign Voices

Celebrity Pastor NFT Baptism Declared Theologically Complicated

Published: July 31, 2026

A high-profile ministry experimented with digital collectibles tied to spiritual branding, uniting atheists and deacons in shared confusion. What do you think?

“Baptism needs water, not Wi-Fi.”
Dale Evilsizor, Pew Endurance Athlete
“If Jesus needed blockchain, He'd have mentioned it.”
Karen Pence, Hymnal Page Turner
“Pass the plate. Skip the tokens.”
Ron Bodey, Fellowship Hall Coffee Guard