Champaign Voices
Smart Toilets Promise Health Data; America Declines That Level of Friendship
Published: July 26, 2026
Connected bathroom fixtures that analyze biometrics hit the market, a product category that assumes you want your plumbing to gossip. What do you think?
“My toilet does not need Wi-Fi. Full stop.”
“If it beeps, I'm moving to the woods.”
“Health is good. Surveillance on the throne is a line.”