Champaign Voices

Major Studio Reboots a Reboot of a Remake Nobody Requested

Published: July 23, 2026

Hollywood greenlit another layer of nostalgia, promising a fresh take that looks expensive and feels like homework. What do you think?

“Leave the dead franchises alone.”
Buddy Neer, VHS Box Set Archivist
“I'll watch if the popcorn is free. It's not.”
Linda Ropp, Opening Weekend Realist
“My childhood is not a quarterly earnings call.”
Greg Huffman, Man Who Liked the Original Wrongly