Champaign Voices
Congress Votes to Investigate the Investigation of the Investigation
Published: July 21, 2026
Lawmakers authorized another probe into prior probes, ensuring full employment for lawyers and partial employment for truth. What do you think?
“If they investigate any harder, they'll find my unpaid parking ticket from 1998.”
“We need results. Also we need fewer subcommittees.”
“Investigation is free content. Solutions cost money.”