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NASA Confirms Humans Will Return to the Moon 'Sometime Before Everyone Involved Retires'

Published: July 16, 2026

Space agency officials updated lunar timelines again, assuring the public that boots will touch the Moon in a window wide enough to include several presidential administrations and at least one new phone charger standard. What do you think?

“We already went. Check the VHS.”

“If they need volunteers who can pack a cooler, I'm free.”

“They can't keep the Wi-Fi up on Main Street but they're going to the Moon?”