Champaign Voices

Congress Proposes TikTok Ban Except for Everyone Who Already Has It

Published: July 12, 2026

Legislators advanced another round of restrictions on foreign-owned social apps while carefully protecting the exact behavior they claim to fear. What do you think?

“Ban it. Unless my granddaughter needs it for school spirit.”
Buddy Neer, Man Who Still Calls It 'The Tik Tak'
“I don't have the app and somehow I still know too much.”
Linda Ropp, Silent Observer of Dance Trends
“If China wants my recipe for chili, they can just ask like a normal spy.”
Greg Huffman, National Security Lawn Chair Expert