Champaign Voices
White House Rolls Out New Messaging App Nobody Asked Their Intern to Install
Published: June 30, 2026
Officials promoted a secure communications platform for government business, guaranteeing it will be screenshotted within 20 minutes of launch. What do you think?
“Secure until someone takes a picture of the screen with another phone.”
“We already have a group text. It's chaotic and effective.”
“If it's free, you're the product. If it's government, you're the homework.”