Champaign Voices

Ocean Heat Records Broken Again, Fish Decline to Comment

Published: June 22, 2026

Scientists reported another stretch of record ocean temperatures, linking them to climate trends while seafood restaurants quietly reprint menus with fewer options. What do you think?

“The ocean is large. It should know better.”
Dale Evilsizor, Lake Weather App Obsessive
“If cod gets fancy, I'm switching to hot dogs.”
Karen Pence, Fish Fry Friday Historian
“It's been hot before. Also cold. I'm busy.”
Ron Bodey, Man Who Calls Climate 'The Weather'