Champaign Voices

Gaming Company Sells Skins That Cost More Than Actual Jackets

Published: June 16, 2026

A popular game's cosmetic marketplace hit new highs as teens spent real money on digital coats that cannot keep anyone warm at the bus stop. What do you think?

“I bought a real jacket in 1994. Still works. Still ugly.”
Dale Evilsizor, Hand-Me-Down Coat Economist
“If it's not physical, it better not be $70.”
Karen Pence, Allowance Negotiator
“At least baseball cards were something you could lose under the seat.”
Ron Bodey, Man Who Doesn't Understand Fortnite