Champaign Voices

Oil Prices Swing on Headlines Alone; Gas Station Signs Have Panic Attacks

Published: May 17, 2026

Crude markets jerked on geopolitical rumors and inventory reports, and pump prices followed with the emotional stability of a soap opera. What do you think?

“I fill up at $0.03 cheaper like I won something.”
Dale Evilsizor, Half-Tank Anxiety Patient
“Just tell me the number before I leave the house.”
Karen Pence, Carpool Guilt Administrator
“The sign changes faster than my opinions.”
Ron Bodey, Diesel Truck Identity Holder