Champaign Voices

AI Judges Suggested for Minor Disputes; Lawyers Laugh Until They Check Billing Hours

Published: May 05, 2026

A pilot concept for algorithmic rulings on small claims sparked jokes and dread about justice that runs on uptime and training data. What do you think?

“A robot can't understand neighbor fence energy.”
Dale Evilsizor, Small Claims Court Spectator Sport Fan
“If it settles faster, fine. If it's wrong, we still have casseroles.”
Karen Pence, Mediation Cookie Bringer
“Justice needs a face so I know who to glare at.”
Ron Bodey, Man Who Settles Arguments by Volume