Champaign Voices

Bosses Demand Return to Office Citing Culture; Employees Cite Parking

Published: May 03, 2026

Corporate RTO campaigns emphasized collaboration and mentorship while staff emphasized commutes, childcare, and the sacred right to eat lunch in sweatpants. What do you think?

“Show up. Suffer together. That's culture.”

“Culture doesn't need my car payment.”

“I'll come in if you guarantee a chair that isn't haunted.”