Champaign Voices

Quantum Computing Breakthrough Claimed; Passwords Still 'password123' for Most Users

Published: April 23, 2026

Labs touted progress toward quantum machines that could shatter encryption, while everyday security remained one reused password away from disaster. What do you think?

“Quantum can wait. My login is on the monitor.”
Dale Evilsizor, Sticky Note Password Museum Curator
“Text me a code forever. I don't care. Just don't lock me out.”
Karen Pence, Two-Factor Authentication Hostage
“If hackers want my email, they'll be bored.”
Ron Bodey, Man Who Thinks Incognito Mode Is a Disguise