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AI Customer Service Finally Passes Turing Test for Being Unhelpful

Published: April 18, 2026

Companies celebrated smarter support bots that can now fail to solve problems with near-human confidence and vocabulary. What do you think?

“I want a person who can say sorry like they mean the warranty.”
Earl Fraley, Zero Option Phone Menu Explorer
“It understood my words and ignored my needs.”
Sharon Hedges, Chat Bubble Rage Quilter
“Press 0 until God answers.”
Nadine Kizer, Hold Music Lyricist