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Woodstock Man Declares Village Meeting 'Basically Congress' After 40 Minutes

Staff report — July 26, 2026

Woodstock Man Declares Village Meeting 'Basically Congress' After 40 Minutes

WOODSTOCK — Staff file photo to come.

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