CHAMPAIGN COUNTY — A driver who rejected navigation apps as “for people who didn’t grow up here” arrived at a graduation open house in Urbana significantly after the pulled pork, having taken a back way between Mechanicsburg and the county seat that only existed in 1996 and in his heart.
“They moved the road,” he explained, of a county road that had not moved.
Passengers confirmed he refused three offers to open Maps on US-36 and instead said “I got it” with increasing spiritual intensity near where the corn starts arguing with you.