MUTUAL — A homeowner spent Tuesday afternoon photographing tire impressions in his driveway after a delivery van successfully dropped off a package he ordered while “supporting local” online from a porch between Mutual and Woodstock.
“There’s a turnaround for a reason,” he said, pointing at a patch of grass that is not a turnaround.
The package contained a “No Soliciting” sign and a new doormat that says “Be Nice Or Leave,” which the universe appeared to file under irony next to his US-161 commute complaints.